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Virtual/Online Sessions

Love Pattern Audit

For the relationship pattern your nervous system keeps trying to decode.

2 hr
444 British pounds
Virtual Session (Google Meet)

Service Description

A focused 2-hour deep dive for women stuck in confusing, inconsistent, unavailable, or emotionally draining romantic patterns. This is for the dynamic you keep trying to understand. The situationship you can’t stop decoding. The person who says one thing but shows you another. The connection that activates your nervous system, pulls you out of yourself, and leaves you questioning whether you’re being intuitive, anxious, avoidant, too much, not enough, or simply ignoring what your body already knows. In this session, we look beneath the surface of the person or situation and identify the actual pattern keeping you hooked. We’ll explore where your energy is leaking, what you keep tolerating, where you are over-explaining or overriding yourself, and what part of you is still trying to earn clarity, love, consistency, or closure from someone who may not have the capacity to give it. This is not about blaming you for someone else’s behaviour... it’s about helping you see where the dynamic is pulling you away from your own truth, standards, and self-trust. Together, we’ll map the emotional pattern, the nervous system loop, the attachment point, the fantasy, the red flags you’ve been rationalising, and the decision you may already know you need to make but keep avoiding. You’ll leave with clearer self-trust, a grounded understanding of the dynamic, and a personalised integration plan to help you stop feeding the pattern and start choosing yourself differently. Ideal for: Situationships, unavailable partners, confusing dating dynamics, anxious/avoidant loops, post-breakup clarity, repeated attraction to emotionally inconsistent people, overthinking someone’s behaviour, or feeling energetically stuck on someone. Includes: - Pre-Session Pattern Audit Form - 2 Hour Pattern Audit via Google Meet - Personalised Integration Plan with reflections, pattern notes, and next steps


Get in touch:

  • hannah@thatspicywoowoo.com


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To maintain the depth and integrity of this work, I operate via a structured intake process. This form is the first step in auditing your current objectives and identifying the specific behavioural patterns you are ready to resolve.

I will personally review your submission, and if your current objectives align, I will reach out with the next steps. 

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